I finally buckled down and got some webspace (fairly inexpensively, since I do my own design and coding work).
[link] - My writing and art site. There are first chapters of my novels there as well as short stories, illustrations and even select fan fictions.
[link] - My bone-art site! This is a revivial of a website I had long ago and had to give up due to server and money issues. There are pieces and prices there, including pieces that I do not have here on DA! Yes, I do take Paypal, and if you aren't in the market to buy anything morbid or that perfect gift for a morbid friend, you can just sit back and enjoy the gallery.
Perhaps after reading some of my totally-posted-online-for-free (becuase who else is going to read them?) surreal short stories...
Anyway, yeah. Websites. I have them now. I'm paid for about two years, I think.
Advice: GoDaddy is pretty good for pricing, but they aren't particularly user-friendly, so if you wish to get your own sites with them, be warned that you will have to wade through tons of advertisting and "let's try to sell you more product" to get anyting done (even something as simple as logging into your own FTP). I've always found that annoyance is the price for affordability, with everything.